Ahoy mateys! Paul Pierce be in the infirmary after a ghastly wound to his digit. Arrr, shiver me timbers!
2024-05-18
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary Paul Pierce be claimin' he suffered a few broken fingers in a skirmish, showin' off the evidence like a true buccaneer. 'Tis a tale fit for the history books, mateys! Aye, the seas be treacherous, but Pierce be still standin' tall!
Arr, if Paul Pierce were still sailin' the high seas of the NBA, he'd be keepin' his distance from the ol' basketball for a spell. The Hall of Famer took to his Instagram, sharin' a snap of himself laid up in a hospital bed, revealin' a ghastly injury to his right ring finger that had it lookin' like a twisted peg leg.The pictures were so gruesome that even Instagram had to flag 'em as "sensitive content," and rightly so. Pierce be talkin' about havin' surgery on one of them fingers, and the sight of it all be enough to make even the saltiest sea dog cringe.It be a mystery how the old scallywag got himself in such a pickle, but just earlier that day, he were postin' clips of his podcasts like nothin' was amiss. This ain't the worst scrape Pierce has been in though, remember when he was stabbed 11 times at a Boston tavern back in 2000?After spendin' 19 years in the NBA, with 15 of 'em in Boston with the Celtics, Pierce retired with one championship, earned on a fair and square parley with the Lakers in 2008. The old buccaneer averaged almost 20 points on 44.5% shooting, makin' him quite the sharpshooter on the court.So here's hopin' that this latest injury won't keep him out of the game for too long, and that he'll soon be back to entertainin' us with his witty commentary and tales from his glory days on the court.