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"Arrr, Seize The Grey be takin' the prize at the 149th Preakness Stakes, with Mystik Dan followin' close behind!"

2024-05-18

Avast ye scallywags! Seize The Grey be takin' the spoils at the 149th Preakness Stakes, leavin' Mystik Dan in 'is wake like a scurvy dog. 'Tis a race for the ages, with the winner claimin' all the glory on the high seas of horse racin'!

Arrr, me hearties! Seize The Grey be the victor at the 149th Preakness Stakes, comin' in at 9-1 odds, a true underdog in the race. Mystik Dan, who claimed the Kentucky Derby afore, made a valiant effort but had to settle for second place in the field of eight noble steeds.'Twas a tale of derring-do for Seize The Grey, leadin' the pack from start to finish, with Imagination nippin' at his heels. Mystik Dan tried to outmaneuver the leader, but 'twas all in vain as Seize The Grey crossed the finish line first.Captain D. Wayne Lukas, at the ripe age of 88, became the oldest trainer to hoist the Preakness trophy, markin' his seventh triumph in the race. The original favorite, Muth, had to bow out due to a nasty fever, leavin' Mystik Dan to carry the hopes of bein' the next Triple Crown champion.With Baffert's absence due to suspension, the seas were rough for Mystik Dan, but he sailed through and gave it his all. Now, we set our sights on the Belmont Stakes at Saratoga Race Course, where the true champion of the Triple Crown shall be crowned. Stay tuned, me hearties!

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