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Arrr, Trump be tellin' his crew to be rebellious and cast yer vote after gettin' support from the NRA!

2024-05-19

"Arr mateys! Former Cap'n Trump be tellin' all ye scallywags at the NRA to be rebellious and vote for him in the election of 2024. He be swearin' to protect yer rights and liberties, claimin' the Second Amendment be under siege by President Biden. Aye, he be countin' on us gun owners to make our voices heard in the ballot box, so let's show 'em what we're made of!"

Arr matey! The former Cap'n Trump be rallyin' up the crew of the NRA, tellin' em to be rebellious and vote fer him in the next election, arr!
He be swearin' on his honor to stand strong fer their rights and liberties, claimin' that the Second Amendment be under siege while that scallywag Biden be in charge.
The Donald be tellin' all the gun owners out there that even though they may not usually be votin', it be time to hoist the sails and make their voices heard, arr!

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