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Arr mateys, the NRA be vouching for Trump as captain at their yearly shindig. Avast ye, it be true!

2024-05-19

Arrr! Randy Kozuch, the captain of the National Rifle Association's lobbying crew, be givin' their presidential blessing to the likes of Donald Trump! 'Tis no shock, for they've done so before. Kozuch made the declaration as he introduced the former leader at the NRA's shindig in Dallas. Trump be thankin' Kozuch before...

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! Randy Kozuch, the bigwig over at the National Rifle Association, be throwin' his support behind that landlubber Donald Trump for president. Aye, 'tis no shocker, as the NRA been backin' Trump since 2016 and 2020. Kozuch made the announcement while introducin' the former president at the NRA shindig in Dallas.
Trump, grateful as a cat with a canary, thanked Kozuch for the endorsement. Them two be like peas in a pod, fightin' for gun rights and whatnot. So if ye be a fan of Trump or guns or both, this be a match made in pirate heaven! So hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a toast to these two scallywags takin' on the political seas together. Arrr!

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