The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The scallywags at EcoHealth be walkin' the plank, as the feds be puttin' a stop to their bat-testing shenanigans!

2024-05-19

Arrr, when the government scallywags cut off the funds to EcoHealth Alliance, the plan for a bat lab in the New World be sunk faster than a ship with a leaky hull! They wanted to study those winged critters for diseases, but now it be all but a dream in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, what a pity!

Arrr! The scallywags at EcoHealth be walkin' the plank, as the feds be puttin' a stop to their bat-testing shenanigans!

Arrr mateys! When the scallywags in the federal government stopped the gold flowing to EcoHealth Alliance, the company tied to that Wuhan virus lab, they also scuppered the plans for a bat research lab in the good ol' U.S. of A.
EcoHealth was workin' with Colorado State University on a lab up in Fort Collins, north of Denver, grabbin' millions of doubloons in federal grant money to start a bat colony for studying them diseases that jump from animals to humans. They were supposed to be findin' the bats that would be used in...
But now, it looks like that plan be walkin' the plank, thrown to Davy Jones' locker with the shuttin' off of funds. No more bat lab, no more studying of zoonotic diseases. It's a sad day for us scallywags who were hopin' to learn more about them critters that can make us sick.

Read the Original Article