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Avast ye landlubbers! JD Vance be cheerin' for Orbán's plunderin' of universities, reckonin' taxpayers should have a say in edumacation! Arrr!

2024-05-20

Arrr, Ohio Republican Sen. JD Vance be cheerin' fer Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's squelchin' o' higher learnin'! Defendin' the scallywag in Budapest, he be sayin' taxpayers should have a say in where their doubloons be goin'! In February, Vance even hinted at Orban's... arrr!

Arr matey! Ohio Republican Sen. JD Vance be singin' praises for Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's actions against them fancy higher learnin' places, defendin' the controversial leader from all the scallywags in the US. Vance, in a jolly manner, be tellin' CBS that he don't know all the deeds of Orbán, but the notion that taxpayers should have a say in where their doubloons be spent on these universities be a fair one.
Back in February, Vance even went so far as to suggest that Orbán's actions were similar to those of the great Blackbeard himself. While many be throwin' shade at the Hungarian leader, Vance be standin' firm in his support, like a loyal first mate on a pirate ship. It be clear that Vance be admirin' Orbán's bold moves, even if others be seein' them as controversial.
So there ye have it, me hearties! Vance be standin' by Orbán like a trusty parrot on his shoulder, defendin' the leader's actions with a swashbucklin' spirit. Whether ye be agreein' with Vance or not, one thing be for certain - this be one political tale that be keepin' us all entertained on the high seas.

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