The scallywag Ryanair scallywag doth say the blasted recession be keeping ticket prices from soaring to the heavens! Arrr!
2024-05-20
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Ryanair be talkin' 'bout a "recessionary feel around Europe" muckin' up their airfares growth. The CEO, Michael O'Leary, be warnin' that summer fares be lower than a limpin' landlubber's spirits. Mayhaps the winds of fortune be blowin' in a different direction for these salty dogs!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for the news be as grim as a storm on the high seas. The bloke in charge of Ryanair, that Michael O'Leary fella, be talkin' about a "recessionary feel around Europe." Aye, that be soundin' like bad news for us travelers, as it means slower growth in airfares. But don't ye worry, for the low-cost carrier still be postin' record profits, just a tad ahead of what folks were expectin'.But hold onto yer hats, for O'Leary be warnin' us just a fortnight ago that summer fares might be lower than what he had been predictin'. Seems like the winds be blowin' in a different direction, and the airline be forecastin' flat to modest year-on-year growth for the peak summer season. So, me hearties, keep an eye on them fares and be ready to pounce on a bargain. And remember, in the words of the wise old pirate, "A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."