Arr, those landlubbers be talkin' 'bout sanctionin' Georgia! Ye can't make this stuff up, mateys! Farewell, democracy!
2024-05-20
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! Them officials pushin' forward Georgia's Russian-style “foreign agents” law may find themselves walkin' the plank! A new bill be on the horizon, threatenin' asset freezes and travel bans. The Georgian Dream party be warned, for they be cozyin' up to the Russian Federation like a landlubber to a bottle o' rum. Tbilisi be even attackin' US and other western democracy promotion! Ahoy, what be next in this sea of political shenanigans? Be prepared to hoist the Jolly Roger, mateys!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Listen up, for there be trouble brewin' in the land of Georgia. Them officials be tryin' to push forward a Russian-style law makin' folks walk the plank if they be caught actin' like foreign agents. But fear not, for there be a new bill on the horizon that could be makin' those officials walk the plank themselves!Aye, this bill be warnin' the Georgian Dream party that they be cozyin' up to the Russians too much, and turnin' into a bunch of landlubbers with their illiberal ways. They be pointin' out how Tbilisi be throwin' shade at us Americans and other western democracy lovers, and that just won't do.
So buckle yer swash, me hearties, and keep an eye on this bill as it makes its way to the U.S. Congress. If all goes well, those officials might find themselves in Davy Jones' locker before they know it. Arrr!