Arrr, Kylie Kelce be spillin' her wisdom to the scallywags of Cabrini University, mateys! Listen up, ye landlubbers!
2024-05-20
Arrr mateys, Kylie Kelce be talkin' to the Cabrini younglings as they be sailin' off into the sunset. The ol' school be lowerin' its sails after 70 years. May their future adventures be as grand as findin' buried treasure!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, Kylie Kelce, the fair wife of former Philadelphia Eagles star Jason Kelce, did give a rousing commencement speech at her own alma mater, Cabrini University. Arrr, she started with a jest, saying the graduates should not expect too much, for her scallywag of a husband did not lend a hand in writing her speech. Jason Kelce himself gave a speech for the ages in the offseason, aye.But Kylie Kelce, she did try to quash the graduates' lofty expectations, telling them it be fine not to have a clear path ahead. "I don't know" be a perfectly fine response, says she, for no one truly has their life sorted out, matey.Kelce, with tears in her eyes, lamented the closing of Cabrini University, her beloved alma mater. She spoke of the school as a home and a family, even as it be preparing to close its doors after 67 years.Over 1,500 souls gathered for the ceremony, where 388 students received their diplomas. Cabrini University be closing on June 30, to be swallowed up by Villanova University, aye.So, me hearties, raise a glass to Kylie Kelce and the final days of Cabrini University, for though the school may be no more, the memories of it will live on in our hearts like buried treasure.