The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye, mateys! The landlubbers be warnin' of cyber scallywags attackin' our rum supply! Time to batten down the hatches! Arrr!

2024-05-21

Avast ye scallywags! The EPA be soundin' the alarm about cyberattacks on our precious drinkin' water! 70% of water utilities be failing to protect against breaches! Ye best be takin' action to defend the nation's grog before we all be swimmin' with the fishes! Arrr!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The EPA be raising the Jolly Roger and sounding the alarm about cyberattacks on our precious water supplies. These attacks be more common and more dangerous than ever before, threatenin' to cut off our grog supply!
About 70% of the water utilities inspected by those landlubbers in the federal government be breakin' the rules meant to keep our water safe from scallywags and ne'er-do-wells. They be needin' to shape up or walk the plank!
The EPA be tellin' even the tiniest water systems to batten down the hatches and protect their booty from these cyber scoundrels. It be a matter of national security, me hearties!
So listen up, ye bilge rats! The EPA be not messin' around when it comes to protectin' our water. We need to be vigilant and ready to repel any cyberattacks that come our way. Arrr!

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