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Avast ye scallywags! Senators be demandin' a plunderin' of Formula 1 for denyin' Andretti Global. Yarrr!

2024-05-21

Arr mateys! A motley crew of senators be demandin' the scallywags at Formula 1 walk the plank o'er their decision to shun Andretti Global from the racin' seas. Could be they be breakin' American antitrust law as they plunder the hearts of U.S. fans. Avast! Sen. Amy Klobuchar be leadin' this mutinous charge.

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, a group of powerful senators be raisin' their Jolly Roger flags and callin' on the Biden crew to investigate Formula 1 for givin' the ol' heave-ho to Andretti Global from racin' on the grid. They be thinkin' that the sport might be breakin' American antitrust laws as it be swashbucklin' its way into the hearts of U.S. fans.
The letter, led by Sen. Amy Klobuchar, a lass from Minnesota who be holdin' the title of chair of the Judiciary subcommittee on antitrust, be makin' waves in the high seas of politics. She and her band o' senators be demandin' answers from the Formula 1 crew about why they be treatin' Andretti Global like a scurvy dog.
So, me hearties, keep an eye on the horizon as this tale of intrigue and skullduggery unfolds. Will Formula 1 walk the plank for breakin' the law, or will they be able to smooth things over with a chest of doubloons? Only time will tell in this high-stakes game of cat and mouse on the seven seas!

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