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"Arrr, Dustin Poirier be sayin' this be me last chance at UFC 302. I'll make it count, ye scurvy dogs!"

2024-05-21

Arr, me hearties! Dustin Poirier be swearin' to hang up his hat if he be snatchin' the title belt at UFC 302. 'Tis his last shot, he be sayin', so he better make it count or he'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the mighty Dustin Poirier be sailin' towards the end of his UFC journey. Arrr, he be takin' on Islam Makhachev for the Lightweight Championship at UFC 302 in Newark on June 1. This be his third go at claimin' the title, havin' lost the previous two battles.The scallywag was bested by Charles Oliveira in his last bout, and afore that, Khabib Nurmagomedov sent him packin' the same way. The lad knows this be his final shot at snatchin' the belt, swearin' he'll likely hang up his gloves if he hoists the championship flag.Whether victory or defeat, this could very well be Poirier's last tussle as a professional fighter. With the showdown loomin' ahead, he be claimin' to be right on course for the skirmish, ready to give it his all. Despite the odds stacked against him, the veteran warrior be filled with gratitude and determination, ready to face his fate in the octagon on June 1.With the wind at his back and the fire in his belly, the seasoned fighter be setting sail for the title with all the courage and spirit of a true pirate of the UFC seas. Yo-ho-ho and a belt full of gold await the victor on that fateful night!

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