The swashbuckler Rashee Rice be facing charges from a scallywag photographer for alleged hit, arrr!
2024-05-21
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the scallywag Rashee Rice did give a right hook to the photographer's mug! But fear not, for the photographer be forgivin' and won't be pressin' charges. The sea be a strange place indeed! Aye, 'tis a curious tale.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it be said that the alleged victim of an assault by Kansas City Chiefs scallywag Rashee Rice be wantin' the charges dropped from the case, arrr!The photographer that Rice allegedly laid hands on signed an affidavit of non-prosecution, as told by the Dallas police to FOX4 Kansas City, may the winds be ever in their favor.The law enforcement scallywags opened an investigation into Rice after the alleged victim claimed Rice gave him a good punch in the face at a proper nightclub, shiver me timbers!According to FOX4, the police report tells a tale of the photographer gettin' an Instagram message from Rice to return to the club, only to be greeted with a punch after lookin' at messages on Rice's phone, aye!Rice be already in hot water after surrenderin' for his role in a car crash, with both him and SMU football player Knox facin' serious charges for their high-speed antics on the open road, may Davy Jones have mercy on their souls.With lawsuits filed and injuries aplenty, the NFL may have to step in to punish Rice, causin' the Chiefs to rely on rookie Xavier Worthy to fill the gap left by Rice's absence, arrr!Rice's future in the league be uncertain, but one thing be certain – the seas be treacherous and the legal waters be choppy for this Chiefs wide receiver, yo ho ho!