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Avast ye, NATO! We must blast those Russian cannonballs out of the sky in Ukraine's waters! Arrr!

2024-05-21

Arrr mateys! The Ukrainian cap'n Zelenskyy be cryin' out to the NATO scallywags to join the fight against the Russian sea dogs in Kyiv. The landlubber nations need to be gettin' off their lazy bums and helpin' us out! Aye, 'tis a right shame, says I!

Arrr, me hearties! Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy be talkin' to The New York Times, tellin' the world that the NATO alliance needs to be doin' more to help Ukraine in its battle against Russia.
NATO be a group o' European Union nations and the United States, joinin' forces to defend against any scurvy dogs who try to cause trouble. They be givin' Ukraine military aid, but they be keepin' their distance from the fightin'. Zelenskyy be complainin' in his interview...

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