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Arrr! Biden be threatenin' to sue Oklahoma for makin' it a crime to sail into port without proper papers!

2024-05-21

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The land lubbers in the Biden administration be threatenin' to sue Oklahoma o'er their new law against illegal immigration! Governor Stitt be signin' a bill makin' it a crime to be a swashbucklin' immigrant in their waters. Let the legal battles begin, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Biden administration’s Department of Justice be throwin' a fit over the state of Oklahoma's new law against illegal immigration. Governor Kevin Stitt be signin' a bill that lets law enforcement nab them sneaky illegal immigrants who be workin' in Oklahoma without permission.
The DOJ be threatenin' to sue the whole state over this law, claimin' it be unconstitutional. But them Oklahoma lawmakers be standin' their ground, sayin' they'll fight back against them fancy lawyers from Washington.
If ye be caught once or twice, ye be facin' different punishments under this law. But whether ye be walkin' the plank or swabbin' the deck, one thing be clear - this be no joke to the folks in Washington or Oklahoma. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, the legal battle be brewin' over immigration on the high seas of Oklahoma!

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