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Arrr! LaMelo Ball be in hot water for rumbling over a wee lad's foot at a fan gathering! Blimey!

2024-05-21

Arrr, a scallywag mother be settin' sail for legal battle against NBA star LaMelo Ball! She be cryin' foul, claimin' the Hornet's guard be trampling her son's foot while swashbucklers be tryin' to get Ball's mark. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas!

In the year of our lord 2023, a scurvy mother be seeking to bring a lawsuit against NBA All-Star LaMelo Ball and the Charlotte Hornets! Arrr, she claims that her young lad of 11 summers suffered a grievous foot injury when the lad be tryin' to get the autograph of the NBA star. The incident be happenin' at the Hornets' home arena during a day of purple and teal festivities. The mother be accusin' Ball of drivin' over the lad's foot as he be makin' his escape!Alas, the lad's foot were broken and took months to mend. The family's lawyer be claimin' that the lack of information from the police report be leavin' them no choice but to take the matter to court. They be also blamin' the Hornets for not providin' enough security to prevent such mishaps.Fox News be reachin' out to the Hornets for comment, but as yet, there be no response. And as for Ball, he be keepin' mum on the whole affair. 'Tis a tale of woe and legal wranglin', me hearties!

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