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Arrr, the Missouri land lubber be askin' for records on Harrison Butker's doxin' in Kansas City! Yarrr!

2024-05-22

Arrr, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be spoutin' on "OutKick the Morning" with Charly Arnolt, sharin' the plan o' action his office be takin' after that scurvy dog Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker was doxed. Ye best believe we'll be catchin' them scallywags responsible!

Arr matey! Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be settin' his sights on the scurvy city of Kansas City, after they be revealin' the whereabouts of Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker on social media. Bailey be claimin' this act be a form of "retaliation" against Butker's religious beliefs, by Blackbeard's beard!Speakin' on the "OutKick the Mornin'" show, Bailey be sayin' his office be demandin' records from the city about their social media shenanigans. The city's post be causin' a hullabaloo after Butker gave a speech at a Catholic school, where he be speakin' from his Catholic convictions.Butker be facin' the wrath of the seven seas for his speech, where he be makin' remarks about homemaker vocation and President Biden's views on abortion. Bailey be defendin' Butker's right to speak his mind and be fightin' for his freedom to express his beliefs.Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas be walkin' the plank, apologizin' for the inappropriate post. Bailey be keepin' a weather eye on the mayor's office, fearin' they be tryin' to hide the truth from the attorney general. He be demandin' heads to roll and swearin' to hold the wrongdoers accountable for their actions.By the Jolly Roger, this be a tale of government overreach and a fight for freedom of speech on the high seas of social media. Let's hope justice be served and Butker be left in peace to pursue his beliefs without fear of retaliation!

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