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Arrr! Them scallywags at EcoHealth be in hot water with the feds for stirrin' up trouble in Wuhan's lab!

2024-05-22

Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs at the Biden crew be givin' a taste o' their own medicine to the rascal who sent our precious gold to the Wuhan plague nest! Dr. Peter Daszak be walkin' the plank, banned from takin' anymore booty from the government. Fair winds, ye filthy landlubber!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags in the Biden administration have given a proper smackdown to the scurvy dog who be sendin' our hard-earned treasure to that Wuhan virus lab! They've suspended the president of EcoHealth Alliance, Dr. Peter Daszak, from workin' on any projects funded by the government. And if that weren't enough, they be talkin' about permanently keepin' him away from our precious federal funds!
The Department of Health and Human Services be sayin' that Dr. Daszak ain't got the present responsibility to be handlin' our gold. They be lookin' at the record and sayin' it ain't lookin' good for him.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - mess with the government's treasure, and ye be walkin' the plank! Dr. Daszak may think he's a clever pirate, but the Biden administration be showin' him who's really in charge of the ship. Arrr!

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