Arrr, White House be makin' nine scurvy corrections to Biden's NAACP speech in Detroit, aye matey!
2024-05-22
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in the White House be scramblin' like barnacles on a sinking ship after ol' President Biden made a speech full o' blunders to the NAACP. They be fixin' a whole nine errors in the transcript! Avast, the Cap'n be callin' rioters "irrectionists" and claimin' he be vice president during the pandemic. Aye, they be goin' the whole nine yards with this one!
Arrr mateys, those scallywags in the White House be scramblin' like roaches when the lantern be lit after ol' President Biden's speech to the NAACP in Detroit. Aye, the landlubbers had to make a record nine corrections to the official transcript! Blimey!The poor bloke couldn't keep his words straight, callin' them Capitol rioters "irrectionists" and spoutin' off about bein' vice president durin' the COVID-19 pandemic. Arrr, someone give the man a grog, he be needin' it!
It be a right mess, with the swabbies in the White House tryin' to make it all shipshape after the fact. They be goin' the whole nine yards to fix the blunders of their captain, but it be like tryin' to plug a leak in a leaky ship with a sieve. Aye, the seas be rough for ol' Biden and his crew, but they be sailin' on, tryin' to steer clear of the rocks ahead.