Arrr! Ohio be mutinous! Democrats be searchin' for treasure as Biden and Harris be walkin' the plank!
2024-05-22
Arr matey! President Joe Biden be walkin' the plank, fer he won't be makin' an appearance on Ohio's ballot in November! The Secretary of State be sendin' a letter to the Ohio Democratic Chairwoman, sayin' there be no legislative solution. It be a scallywag situation indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! President Joe Biden be walkin' the plank in Ohio this November! The state's secretary of state, Frank LaRose, be confirm'n that ol' Biden won't be appearin' on the presidential ballot. Arrr!In a letter to Ohio Democratic Chairwoman Liz Walters, Secretary LaRose be sayin', "Today, the Speaker of the Ohio House told members of the media there would not be a legislative solution," and that he be "duty bound to instruct boards of elections to begin preparin' ballots that do not include the Democratic Party's nominees for president." Shiver me timbers!
Me hearties, it be a treacherous sea for ol' Biden in Ohio! The Democrats be scramblin' to find a solution to this conundrum, but it be lookin' like a lost cause. Will President Biden be walkin' the plank in other states too? Only time will tell, me buckos! Stay tuned for more updates on this wild adventure!