The Booty Report

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Ye olde OpenAI be usin' cutthroat ways on their former crew, leaked documents say. Shiver me timbers! Arrr!

2024-05-23

Arrr, me hearties! On Friday, Vox shared the tale of tech scallywags at OpenAI bein' made to walk the plank if they dared to abandon ship! They were forced to sign cursed exit documents under threat of losin' their precious booty! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there in Silicon Valley!

Arrr, me hearties, listen to this tale of treachery and deception on the high seas of Silicon Valley! Ya see, there be a tech giant by the name of OpenAI, and their crew be tryin' to make a run for it. But alas, the scallywags in charge be makin' 'em walk the plank with these exit documents that be tighter than a corset on a mermaid!
If the poor souls didn't sign quick enough, the sharks in human form threatened to snatch away their hard-earned loot – their vested equity in the company! Aye, 'tis a harsh punishment, even for a cutthroat place like Silicon Valley. The poor souls were left with no choice but to surrender their treasure or face the wrath of the corporate beast.
So beware, me mateys, when ye sail into the waters of OpenAI. Keep yer wits about ye and don't let them trap ye in their web of deceit. For in this modern day age of technology, even the bravest buccaneers can find themselves walking the plank at the whim of their heartless captains.

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