Arrr, Alito be flyin' flags fit for plunderin'! 'Tis a scandalous tale sure to make ye chuckle, mateys!
2024-05-23
Arrr mateys! Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito be flying a flag of "Appeal To Heaven" at his New Jersey abode last year, a symbol from the days of the Revolutionary War. Some scallywags be sayin' it be a sign of trouble, but old Alito be just enjoyin' his summer vacation.
Arrr me hearties! Ye won't believe the latest scandal plaguing Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito! 'Tis said he be flyin' an “Appeal To Heaven” flag at his New Jersey abode, a symbol from the days of the Revolutionary War. This flag be favored by religious conservatives and even some scallywags who be causin' trouble on Jan. 6.But that's not all, mateys! The Times also be reportin' that an upside-down American flag flew outside Alito's house after the 2020 election. What be goin' on at that vacation home of his on Long Beach Island? That be the question on everyone's lips.Seems like ol' Justice Alito be attractin' controversy like a magnet draws iron. Whether it be his choice of flags or the shenanigans happenin' at his residence, there be never a dull moment with this one. Keep an eye on the horizon, me hearties, for who knows what other surprises be awaitin' us in the future!