Avast ye scurvy dog! Them scallywags be wantin' to give Alito a right good investigatin' over a flag! Arrr!
2024-05-23
Arrrs matey, them scallywag Democrats be demandin' ol' Samuel Alito walk the plank and face investigation for flyin' a flag of the far right! Dick Durbin be shoutin' for him to step back from cases, while that lass Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez be stirrin' up a storm! Aye, the seas be rough!
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags known as the Democrats be demandin' that Samuel Alito walk the plank and recuse himself from election cases, as well as face a thorough investigation. Aye, they be claimin' that a flag of the far right be flutterin' above his very own domicile.Dick Durbin, the Senate judiciary chair, be shoutin' from the crow's nest for Justice Alito to steer clear of certain cases, while also callin' on John Roberts, the chief justice, to lay down a strict code of conduct for his crew. Meanwhile, that fiery wench known as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez be joinin' the fray...