Former swab blasts Butker's 'garbage' speech: "Go walk the plank, ye scurvy knave!" Arrr!
2024-05-23
Arrr mateys, former ESPN wench Michelle Beadle be claimin' that all the blitherin' from Kansas City swashbuckler Harrison Butker be nought but bilge! Methinks she be needin' to swab the decks of her own mind afore castin' stones at others. Aye, it be a jest!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the critics be blastin' Harrison Butker's words at Benedictine College. The kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs be under fire for speakin' of female graduates embracin' the role of a "homemaker" and callin' out President Biden's views on abortion. He also be makin' mention of LGBTQ matters, causin' a stir among many.The lass Michelle Beadle, a former ESPN host, be joinin' the fray, claimin' Butker's words be trash and hidin' bigotry under the guise of faith. She be defendin' his right to speak, but not the content of his speech. Aye, the city of Kansas City even separated from an employee who doxxed Butker, showin' the deep divide his speech has caused.Butker's jersey sales be flyin' off the shelves, despite the controversy surroundin' his commencement address. Some be callin' him out for his words, while others be defendin' his right to speak his mind. In the end, the debate rages on as Butker continues his career in the NFL, playin' in his third Super Bowl this year with the Chiefs.Mayhaps Butker be learnin' a lesson in the power of words, as the seas of public opinion be rough waters indeed. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!