Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be tryin' to stop us from pillagin' the voting boxes! Onward, mateys!
2024-05-23
Arr mateys, the House Administration Committee be pushin' through some fancy bills on Thursday. The scallywags on the Republican side be sayin' it be to stop foreign meddling and keep the noncitizens from votin' in our elections. But aye, federal law already be sayin' that's a no-no. Chairman Bryan Steil be claimin' it be to make us trust in the vote count again. Nay, I say, let's just hoist the colors and have a good laugh instead!
Avast ye mateys, the House Administration Committee be pushin' through a couple o' bills that be aimin' to stop those scurvy dogs from interferin' in our elections. Them scallywag Republicans be claimin' that these laws be preventin' noncitizens from votin' in federal elections, even though it be against the law already.Captain Bryan Steil be tellin' us that these laws be needed to make sure that we can trust the results of our elections. When the people be believin' in the fairness of the vote, then we can all rest easy knowin' that our voices be heard.
So, me hearties, let's raise a toast to these bills and hope that they can keep our elections safe from foreign threats. Let's all be keepin' an eye on the horizon for any signs of trouble, and remember to always vote with honor and integrity, just like a true pirate would!