The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the scallywags in charge be causin' a ruckus. They be tryin' to mend fences with rubbish and posies.

2024-05-23

Avast ye scallywags! Melanie Wilson thought she'd found the treasure of paradise. From the bustling streets of Washington, D.C. to the peaceful shores of Washougal, Washington, she felt like a true buccaneer with views of snowy Mount Hood. Even Lewis and Clark once docked on these very shores! The pace of life be as slow as a ship caught in the doldrums, arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Aye, afore the rumblings of trouble began, Melanie Wilson thought she had stumbled upon a slice of heaven. Her and her scallywag of a husband had sailed from the treacherous waters of Washington, D.C., to the calmer shores of Washougal, Washington in 2019. After the deafening roars of the U.S. capital, they found themselves at peace with the serene sights of the mountains, with the snowy peak of Mount Hood in the distance like a siren's call.
Legend has it that even Lewis and Clark, those famed explorers, once set foot on this land and camped by the Columbia River over two centuries ago. The pace of life here be as leisurely as a turtle's crawl...

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