The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, mateys! Steven Spielberg be settin' sail for a new movie in 2026 with his old scallywag screenwriter!

2024-05-23

Arr matey, this moving picture be a grand spectacle of the finest quality, a true original creation! Set yer eyes on this cinematic treasure, aye, an event that shall shiver thy timbers and delight yer senses! Set sail for adventure on the silver screen!

Arr matey, gather round ye scurvy dogs and listen up! The moving picture ye be layin' yer eyes on be a "new original event film," says the landlubbers who be makin' it. Aye, it be a grand tale of adventure and treasure, fit fer even the most seasoned swashbucklers.
So set sail with yer popcorn and grog, and prepare to be entertained like never before! The scallywags behind this film have spared no expense in makin' sure ye be havin' a jolly good time.
But beware, me hearties, for there be villains afoot and twists and turns aplenty. Ye best be keepin' yer wits about ye and hold onto yer hats as ye embark on this wild ride.
So batten down the hatches and prepare yerselves for a rollicking good time, me mateys! This "new original event film" be settin' sail soon, and it be sure to have ye laughin', cryin', and cheerin' like never before. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a cinematic adventure fer the ages!

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