The Booty Report

Arrr! The scallywags at the Sports Betting Company gave Boris Johnson the ol' heave-ho from their soccer ad!

2024-05-24

Arr matey, the scroll demanded the old sea dog, and Brexit swashbuckler, to don an England garb and proclaim, 'I vowed to set sail back to Europe!' Aye, he be a cunning scallywag indeed!

Arrr matey, the ol' script be demandin' that the former prime minister, and Brexit champion, be wearin' an England jersey and declare, 'I told ye I would get us back in Europe.' Aye, ye heard that right, back in Europe we be goin', despite all the fuss and fightin' over Brexit. The script be havin' a sense of humor, makin' a jest at the whole situation. Imagine the former prime minister standin' there in his England jersey, boastin' about gettin' us back in Europe like a true champion.
It be a bit of a laugh, ain't it? The ol' Brexit champion, wearin' that England jersey like a badge of honor, showin' off his victory in the face of all the naysayers. Ye can almost picture him puffin' out his chest and givin' a hearty laugh at the irony of it all. So next time ye see a bloke in an England jersey, just remember the former prime minister and his bold declaration, 'I told ye I would get us back in Europe.' Aye, aye, captain!

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