Arr! Florida Gators scallywag caught sailin' 150 knots, tryin' to outrun the law with some fine herbs in tow!
2024-05-24
Arrr, 'tis said that this young scallywag, Michai Boireau, a landlubber in line to join the ranks of Florida's crew, hath been seized by the constabulary after a wild chase at the breakneck pace of 150 knots, with a cargo of the devil's lettuce in his vessel. Shiver me timbers!
Aye, me hearties! Listen to this tale o' a young lad, Michai Boireau, a spry 18-year-old football player at Florida who found himself in a spot o' trouble. The lad was caught by the constables goin' 86 knots on the high seas o' Interstate 75 in Georgia. But instead o' surrenderin' like a sensible lad, he turned off his lights and sped off at 150 knots to escape the law.Alas, the constables eventually caught up to him and found the lad carryin' the devil's lettuce, marijuana, in his vessel. The lad now faces five charges includin' fleein' from the law, possession o' the forbidden herb, and reckless drivin'.Boireau, who had just set foot on the shores o' Florida this past January, chose the Gators over rival Georgia. Despite flirtin' with other schools, the lad stayed true to his word and signed up for the Gators.But alas, this be not the only trouble brewin' in the Florida waters, as another player was arrested for a rumble with his lass. 'Tis a cautionary tale, me hearties, that even the most promising young buccaneers can find themselves in troubled waters if they stray from the path o' righteousness.