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Arrr, the Chiefs be gettin' an invite to the White House, but be wonderin' if Butker be comin'.

2024-05-24

Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs be headin' back to the White House to parrrty like true champions after winnin' the Super Bowl of 2024. But will ol' Harrison Butker be joinin' the crew, or is he off plunderin' some other treasure? Aye, the mystery be afoot!

Ahoy mateys! President Biden be rollin' out the red carpet for them swashbucklin' Kansas City Chiefs next Friday at the White House, celebratin' their victory o'er them San Francisco 49ers in the 2024 Super Bowl, makin' it their second straight visit. Aye, the Chiefs had to walk the plank in 2020 'cause o' that scurvy COVID-19, but now they be returnin' as back-to-back champions!But wait, there be trouble brewin' in the seas! That scallywag Harrison Butker be under fire for his words at Benedictine College, talkin' 'bout abortion and the LGBTQ community, and takin' a swing at President Biden fer his policies. But fear not, for Chiefs' coach and star players be standin' by Butker despite their differences.So, will Butker be walkin' the plank to the White House? Aye, says the Press Secretary, but it be up to the team to decide who sets sail. Despite the storm, the Chiefs be defendin' Butker's honor as a mate and a player, showin' that even in rough waters, loyalty be standin' strong in these lands.Keep an eye on Fox News Digital's sports coverage and hoist the sails for the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, me hearties!

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