The wee buccaneer be proclaimin' Olivia Dunne as his 'fav'rit treasure' in all o' Paul Skenes' booty. Arrr!
2024-05-24
Arr matey, this young scallywag be asked what be his "favorite thing" about the rookie phenom Paul Skenes, and without a second thought, he blurted it out! The lad be as swift as a sailor hoisting the Jolly Roger! Aye, he be a true buccaneer at heart!
Arr matey! Let me tell ye about the young buccaneer, Paul Skenes, who be tearin' up the diamond like a true legend. This rookie be showin' why he was the top pick last year, with a 2.25 ERA and strikin' out batters like they be treasures.Just last week, he be tossin' six no-hit innings before bein' taken out due to a high pitch count. The lad be makin' waves at PNC Park, with fans sportin' faux mustaches in his honor.But that ain't all, me hearties! Skenes be datin' the lovely Livvy Dunne, a gymnast from LSU. They be a match made in pirate heaven, with both claimin' national titles in their own right.Even the scallywags in the broadcast booth be talkin' 'bout his prowess on the mound and his lady love. The lad be allowin' only one run in six innings against the Giants, showin' he be a force to be reckoned with.So keep an eye on this young gun, mateys, as he be takin' the MLB by storm with his mustache and his lass by his side. Yo ho ho, let the Skenes Fever spread!