The Booty Report

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Arrr, even the scallywags be wide-eyed at our open seas for plunderin'! Avast ye landlubbers!

2024-05-24

Arrr, mateys! Me hearties, Bill Melugin at Fox be tellin' a tale of a scallywag from Turkey who be baffled by our leniency. 'Tis a sign of Joe Biden's woes! If this swashbuckler could vote, he'd surely be standin' with Trump on the border matter! Aye, 'tis a fine jest indeed!

Arrr matey, listen here to this tale spun by Bill Melugin at Fox! A scallywag from Turkey, an illegal immigrant, be shocked at our lackadaisical ways. He be thinkin' it be dangerous, aye!
This be a clear sign of ol' Joe Biden's troubles on the political seas. If this landlubber had the right to vote, he'd surely be supportin' Trump on the matter of the border alone, arrr!

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