The Booty Report

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Three landlubbers be sendin' to Davy Jones' locker by scallywag gang in Haiti. Yarrr, they be needin' better protection!

2024-05-25

Arr me hearties, a band o' landlubbers from Oklahoma be spreadin' the good word in Haiti, when they be ambushed by scurvy dogs on Thursday eve. Two Americans and their captain be sent to Davy Jones' locker. Missions in Haiti be tellin' the sad tale on their Facebook page, where they be workin' to educate 450 young scallywags and spread the gospel in a treacherous part o' Port-au-Prince. Yarrr, 'tis a tragic end for these noble souls.

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Listen up, ye landlubbers! An Oklahoma-based group o' missionaries workin' in the heart of Haiti's capital were ambushed by foul gangs on a dark and stormy night, takin' the lives o' two brave Americans and their leader, as announced by the organization, Missions in Haiti, on the Book o' Faces.
Missions in Haiti be runnin' a school for 450 wee ones, along with two churches and a children's home in the dangerous Bon Repos neighborhood on the outskirts o' Port-au-Prince, a place ruled by two treacherous gangs. This independent nonprofit was birthed by an honorable...

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