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Avast ye mateys! Morgan Spurlock, the scallywag behind 'Super Size Me', be walkin' the plank at 53! Arrr!

2024-05-25

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A great loss befallen us as Morgan Spurlock, the swashbuckler behind "Super Size Me," has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker due to the pox of cancer. Farewell to a creative genius and a special mate. He be only 53. Fair winds and following seas, Morgan.

Avast ye mateys! Morgan Spurlock, the scallywag behind 'Super Size Me', be walkin' the plank at 53! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties, listen up! A sad tale be upon us as we mourn the loss of Morgan Spurlock, the swashbucklin' documentarian behind the famous "Super Size Me." The scurvy dog be taken from us due to the treacherous grip of cancer, claimin' his life in New York on a Thursday.

"Aye, 'twas a sad day indeed as we bid farewell to me dear brother Morgan," his brother Craig Spurlock lamented in a statement. "Morgan, with his art, ideas, and generosity, be a true gem in this world of scallywags. The seas be a little less bright without him, a true creative genius and a special mate. I be honored to have sailed the seven seas with him."

Spurlock be but 53 when he crossed the final horizon. Let us raise a tankard of grog in his honor and remember the legacy he leaves behind. Farewell, Morgan, may ye find calm waters and fair winds in Davy Jones' locker.

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