Arrr, Florida be investigatin' Starrrbucks' code o' diversitie aboard their ship. Aye, mayhaps they'll find buried treasure!
2024-05-25
Arrr, me hearties! The Florida Attorney General be raisin' the Jolly Roger on Starbucks for their fancy diversity practices! We'll be settin' sail on a state investigation to see if they be walkin' the plank of anti-discrimination laws. Aye, 'tis a tale of plunder and equality on the high seas!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody be raisin' the Jolly Roger on Starbucks, claimin' they be violatin' the state's anti-discrimination laws with their diversity, equity, and inclusion practices. Aye, it be a scandalous affair!Moody and Gov. Ron DeSantis be teamin' up to file a complaint against the coffee chain, makin' a ruckus on Hannity's conservative radio show. The governor be fillin' in for that scallywag Sean Hannity himself!
"We be makin' sure that in Florida, these landlubbers at Starbucks ain't playin' fast and loose with their hiring quotas and programs that cause trouble," Moody be sayin'. Arrr, they be walkin' the plank!
So keep a weather eye on this here situation, me hearties. It be a tale of discrimination, equality, and a whole lot of coffee. Will Starbucks be forced to walk the plank, or will they be able to navigate these treacherous waters? Only time will tell, me mateys!