Arrr, Florida be suspectin' Starbucks of breakin' the anti-discrimination law! Ye better watch out, mateys!
2024-05-25
Arrr, me hearties! Florida's top law enforcement officer be thinkin' that the scurvy dogs at Starbucks be breakin' the law with their fancy words like "equity, inclusion and diversity." The lass Ashley Moody be takin' them to task on The Sean Hannity Show, with Gov. Ron DeSantis by her side. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, it seems that Florida's top law enforcement scallywag suspects that the coffee chain Starbucks be breaking the state's anti-discrimination laws with all their talk of "equity, inclusion, and diversity." Arrr, Attorney General Ashley Moody made an announcement on The Sean Hannity Show, hosted by none other than Gov. Ron DeSantis, that she be filing a complaint against the chain.Moody's reasoning for the complaint be the "publicly available policies" that Starbucks be touting all over the place. It seems she be thinking that all this talk about treating everyone fair and square be nothing but a ruse to cover up some foul play.
So, it looks like the good ol' Starbucks might be in some hot water, or should I say, hot coffee! It be a right funny sight to imagine a bunch of swashbuckling pirates debating the merits of anti-discrimination laws over a cup of joe. But hey, in this day and age, anything be possible. Stay tuned to see how this tale of discrimination and diversity unfolds on the high seas of Florida law.