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Arr, Israel be givin' Rafah a proper beatin', savin' the fancy talk for them fancy lawyers!

2024-05-25

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of Israel be told by the court to cease yer military shenanigans in Rafah! No more plunderin' and pillagin' the poor Palestinian population, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Let's see if ye can follow orders, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up and heed this news from the court on Friday - Israel be ordered to cease its military rampage in Rafah, lest they be bringin' ruin upon the innocent Palestinian folk! No more pillagin' and plunderin', says the court, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
Ye see, the court be warnin' Israel to stop any action that be bringin' harm to the people of Rafah - be it whole or in part! No more cannons blastin' or swords swingin', lest ye be facin' the wrath of the law!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - think twice before ye be causin' chaos and destruction! The court be keepin' a watchful eye on all ye troublemakers, and they be ready to crack down on any wrongdoing!

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