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Arrr, ye scallywags! Why be the progressives tryin' to forget about ol' George Floyd, I ask ye?

2024-05-25

Arrr, mateys! Listen to this tale of Leonard, a poor soul cursed with a memory as leaky as a sinking ship. He be on a quest for revenge, but he can't even remember why! With tattoos and Polaroids as his trusty crew, he sets sail on a sea of forgetfulness.

Arr matey, Leonard be in a bit of a pickle, ya see. The poor bloke can't be formin' new memories, which be a tad inconvenient when yer tryin' to track down the scallywag who offed yer missus. The only thing he can remember be his wife's gruesome demise, and he be on a never-ending quest to avenge her.
To help him navigate the treacherous waters of his own mind, Leonard be relyin' on a treasure trove of Polaroids and a map of tattoos across his body. Why, he even be sportin' a tattoo that boldly proclaims JOHN G RAPED AND MURDERED MY WIFE across his collarbones. If that don't scream vengeance, I don't know what does!
So, Leonard be sailin' through life in a perpetual state of confusion, tryin' to piece together his fragmented memories like a jigsaw puzzle made of grog-soaked breadcrumbs. It be a wild ride, to be sure, but one thing be certain - this swashbucklin' hero won't rest until he's found the scurvy dog who took everythin' from him.

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