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Ye scurvy dogs be nothing but bumbling fools! Aye, ye be better off walkin' the plank! Arrr!

2024-05-25

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Back in 2014, Bumble set sail as a "feminist dating app" to challenge old-fashioned heterosexual dating customs. Now, after a decade on the high seas, Bumble be changing course. Half of the fair maidens be sayin' they prefer...

Ahoy me hearties! In th' year o' our Lord 2014, a newfangled app by th' name o' Bumble set sail on th' high seas o' th' dating world. 'Twas dubbed a 'feminist dating app', created t' buck th' trend o' traditional heterosexual norms. Th' lasses were given th' power t' make th' first move, thwartin' th' scurvy dogs who be harassin' them with unsolicited messages and lewd photos.
But lo and behold! A decade has passed, and Bumble has undergone a rebrandin'. A survey o' 6,138 wenches aged 23-35 revealed that nearly half be preferin'...

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