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Trump be no match for the rowdy Libertarians, they be givin' him a right good hecklin'! Arrr!

2024-05-26

"Avast ye scallywags! Former Cap'n Donald Trump faced a rough sea o' critics at the Libertarian National Convention. The landlubbers booed him and used their noisemakers to drown out his blather. Trump made grand promises to the libertarians, swearin' to appoint one of their own to his Cabinet. But the crowd wasn't havin' it, arrr!"

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The former President Donald Trump faced a fierce crew at the Libertarian National Convention, a bunch of rowdy libertarians who weren't afraid to show their displeasure. The crowd was so loud, they drowned out his speech with their booing and noisemakers.
Trump, the first current or former president to grace the third-party's convention, tried to win over the audience with promises fit for a pirate's treasure. He swore on his mother's parrot that he would appoint a loyal libertarian to his Cabinet if he reclaimed the throne in November. But alas, the...

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