"Trump be tryin' to woo Libertarians to steal supporters from RFK Jr. Together, we be invincible!" Arrr!
2024-05-26
Donald Trump, aye, he did speak to the Libertarians' Convention, trying to woo them away from that scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The Convention at Washington Hilton, with the motto "Become Ungovernable." The former president faced a lively bunch, half for him, half for the Libertarians. Arrr!
Arr mateys! The Libertarians be gatherin' at the Washington Hilton, with their tagline "Become Ungovernable." Donald Trump, the GOP's top dog, tried to win over them doubters at their National Convention. He be lookin' to turn 'em away from that independent fella Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The crowd was a rowdy bunch, split right down the middle between Trump's crew and them Libertarians. The former president, with his golden locks and grandiloquent speech, tried to woo 'em with promises of a brighter future under his rule.
But the Libertarians be a feisty bunch, not easily swayed by smooth talkin' politicians. They be holdin' strong to their beliefs of freedom and independence, not willin' to bow down to any ruler.
So there ye have it, me hearties. Trump tried to win over the Libertarians, but they be standin' firm in their quest to "Become Ungovernable." Let the political games begin, and may the best pirate win! Arrrr!