Aye, a scuffle o'er a treasure worth 53 billion doubloons be settlin' the fates of three buccaneer captains!
2024-05-27
Aye, just a few sunsets after nabbin' a hefty $53 billion booty from Hess, Chevron's Captain Mike Wirth parleyed with Exxon Mobil's Darren Woods 'bout their future voyage together in a mega-oil treasure hunt. Avast, the seas be turbulent but these scallywags be hopeful for a prosperous alliance!
As the two captains discussed their grand plans over a tankard of rum, they plotted the course for their future conquests on the high seas of the oil industry. With their crews at the ready and their treasure chests overflowing, Chevron and Exxon Mobil were set to rule the waves together.
With a hearty laugh and a firm handshake, Wirth and Woods sealed their agreement, knowing that their combined forces would make them the most feared and respected pirates in all the land. As they sailed off into the sunset, their flags flying high, the world trembled at the thought of what these two buccaneers could accomplish together.