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Arrr, Trump be claimin' he'd be captain of the Libertarians, if only he could set sail. Aye, he be slammin' RFK Jr. too!

2024-05-27

Arrr, former Captain Donald Trump be braggin' like a scallywag about how he would have swiped the Libertarian Party's treasure if not for already being the GOP's pick. The crowd at the convention gave him a taste of their displeasure, with some hearty boos in the mix. Blimey!

Arr mateys, me hearties! Former President Donald Trump be talkin' like a scallywag, claimin' he would have sailed away with the Libertarians' nomination for president if it weren't for the fact that he was already the presumptive nominee for the GOP.
Trump be boastin' about the cheers and jeers he got from the crowd at the party's convention, sayin' he felt the "enthusiasm" of the land lubbers. But he also admitted to hearin' some booing in the mix.
"The reason I didn't bother to fill out the paperwork for the Libertarians," Trump crowed, "is because I would have without a doubt been the pick of the litter!"
So there ya have it, me hearties! The former president be claimin' he could have swashbuckled his way to another nomination if he wanted to. But only time will tell if this be just a tall tale or if Trump be truly settin' his sights on a new ship to sail towards the presidential horizon.

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