"Me hearties, scallywag Trump be cryin’ over spilled grog in Memorial Day missive! Argh!"
2024-05-27
Avast ye mateys! Donald Trump be usin' his social platform to bellow like a scallywag at a judge and E. Jean Carroll. The former captain be ordered to pay a hefty sum for denyin' Carroll's claim of bein' ravaged by him. Walk the plank, Trump! Arrrr!
In a bold and brazen move, Donald Trump, the former captain of the American ship, used his Memorial Day post to take aim at a federal judge and a woman named E. Jean Carroll. This scallywag recently won a defamation case against Trump, and he was none too pleased about it.In a message sent out on his grand ol' Truth Social platform, Trump unleashed a barrage of insults at Carroll and the judge who had the audacity to rule against him. This former matey of the Oval Office was ordered to pay a hefty sum of $83.3 million for denying Carroll's claims of being violated by him back in the day.
It seems that even on a day meant for honoring the fallen, Trump couldn't resist the urge to stir up trouble and sling some mud. His words may have been sharp, but they only serve to highlight his own lack of honor and integrity. So, let us raise a glass to those who have fought and fallen, and hope that Trump's days of plundering the truth come to an end.