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Arr, ye scallywags! The Angels player be havin' a strange mishap whilst mendin' his knee on the high seas!

2024-05-27

Arrr matey! The Los Angeles Angels infielder Miguel Sano, who hath been on the injured list since May the first, hath suffered a setback! The scallywag hath burned himself with a heating pad on his knee! Ye best be watchin' out for them pesky heating pads, ye landlubbers! Arrr!

In the year of our Lord 2024, Miguel Sano hath earned the title of the quirkiest injury of the season, arrr!This swashbuckling Los Angeles Angels buccaneer hath been marooned on the injured list since the first of May, with a cursed knee inflammation from April 28.His shipmates sent him to the Arizona Complex League for rehab, but alas! He be not safe even there.Sano, in his quest for healing, left a heating pad on his leg too long and beared a burn, aye!The skipper, Ron Washington, declared the burn not serious, but it hath put a hitch in Sano's giddy-up.He managed to find some treasure in his first two rehab games, but he be yet to return to the field.In his prime, Sano was a feared power hitter, but injuries have plagued his career like a kraken.The Angels face dark times with Mike Trout's injury and a pitch-black record, on a course for Davy Jones' locker at 61-101.Avast ye, follow Fox News for more sports tales, and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter to stay in the know, mateys!

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