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Ye scurvy dog from Oklahoma be caught in 'is own web of lies, tryin' to escape justice by playin' dress-up.

2024-05-27

Arrrgh! This scallywag, a swashbuckling landlubber o' dubious character, be tryin' to squirm out of his just punishment! Claimin' the prosecution hath wronged him with their words, he be appealin' his rightful life sentence! 'Tis a tale as tall as the mast on a ship!

Arrr matey, ye won't believe the gall of this scallywag! A trans-identifying bilge rat, who be a convicted pedophile, be tryin' to appeal his life sentence for rapin' his own stepdaughter! The nerve of this scurvy dog be beyond belief!
He be cryin' foul, claimin' the prosecution be makin' "improper remarks" by callin' him an "abuser." Can ye believe the audacity of this villain? He be thinkin' he be entitled to a lighter sentence just 'cause he don't like the label they be givin' him!
This despicable pirate be tryin' to twist the truth and avoid the consequences of his evil deeds. But I say, let justice be served! Let him rot in the brig for the rest of his days, for he be nothin' but a vile criminal who deserves no mercy!

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