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Arrr, ye better be prepared to dig deeper into yer pockets for yer Memorial Day feast, me hearties! Meat be pricier!

2024-05-27

Arrr mateys, listen up! The cost of a Memorial Day feast be risin' faster than a cannonball flyin' through the air! The price of meat be jumpin' like a scurvy dog on a hot trail. Aye, inflation be takin' its toll on our bellies and our wallets. Let's hope we don't have to start eatin' our own parrots to save a few pieces o' eight!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I have some news that'll make ye groan like a stuck pig on a sweltering summer day. In the year 2024, ye best be prepared to fork over 10% more doubloons for yer Memorial Day barbecue than ye did in the year before. Aye, that's right, the price of meat has gone through the roof!
According to a report from Fox Business, the average American family be payin' a hefty 10.19% more for their Memorial Day shindigs this year compared to the year before. Datasembly reports that inflation be makin' all sorts o' products more expensive, with the price of burgers jumpin' from $7.04 to $8.07 in a single year!
And that's not all, me hearties! Ketchup, the beloved condiment of many a pirate feast, be increasin' by a measly 10 cents. Arrr, the audacity of these scallywags! So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare yerselves for a Memorial Day barbecue that'll leave yer pockets lighter than a feather in a hurricane!

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