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Arr matey! Trump be thinkin' 'bout settin' free that Julian bloke. What a jolly good time on the seas!

2024-05-28

Arrr mateys! Former Captain Donald Trump be chatin' on the TimcastIRL podcast 'bout pardoning Julian Assange! He be sayin' it be under "very serious consideration." Aye, he be plannin' to make an announcement during his speech at the Libertarian convention. Ahoy, what a treasure trove of news!

Ahoy mateys! 'Tis been said that the former Cap'n Donald Trump be thinkin' 'bout pardoning that scallywag Julian Assange, the one behind the infamous Wikileaks! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties! On the TimcastIRL podcast, afore Trump gave his speech at the Libertarian convention, he mentioned that he be givin' serious thought to pardoning Assange if he be crowned Cap'n once more.
Arrr, the decision be weighin' heavy on Trump's mind, it seems. He be sayin', "We're goin' to give it very serious consideration, and we're goin to have a couple of other things to say in the speech..." What might those other things be, ye ask? Only time will tell, me mateys!
So keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears to the ground, for the winds of change be blowin' in the political waters! Will Assange be walkin' free with a pardon from the Cap'n himself? Or will he be left to rot in Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell in this swashbucklin' tale of pardons and politics!

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