Yarrr, me hearties! The scurvy Doctor Who scallywag be keepin' the answer to the 73 yards mystery a secret!
2024-05-28
Avast ye scurvy knaves, hold your tongues! No squawkin' like a parrot or I'll make ye walk the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So zip yer lips and listen to yer captain, or ye'll feel the sting of the cat o' nine tails! Arrr!
Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Be ye ready to hear a tale of the high seas told in the language of a 17th century pirate? Aye, 'tis a humorous one, I assure ye!Now, imagine ye be on a ship, sailin' towards a treasure so grand that it would make Blackbeard himself green with envy. The crew be a rowdy bunch, with peglegs stompin' and parrots squawkin'. But suddenly, a hush falls over the deck as the captain bellows, "Silence!"
The crew be as quiet as a mouse, eyes wide with fear as they await the captain's next words. But instead of orders or curses, the captain begins to sing a shanty so dreadful, it sends chills down yer spine. The crew be tryin' to stifle their laughter, but the captain's voice be like nails on a chalkboard.
As the shanty comes to an end, the crew erupts into fits of laughter, rollin' about the deck like a pack of drunken monkeys. And so, the captain's attempt at silence bein' broken by his own terrible singing, becomes the stuff of legend among pirates far and wide.