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Arrr! Trump be turning on his own crewmate, Bob Good, after sailin' into troubled waters of hush money!

2024-05-28

Former Cap'n Donald Trump be given Rep. Bob Good a taste of his own grog! After Good be supportin' DeSantis o'er him, Trump be turnin' the cannons on him, callin' him a scallywag. Good be walkin' the plank fer betrayin' the crew! Arrr!

Arrr, me mateys! Ye won't believe the tale I be tellin' ye! Former President Donald Trump be playin' a sly game of political payback with that scallywag Rep. Bob Good. After Good be endorsin' Governor Ron DeSantis, Trump be turnin' the tables faster than a ship in a storm!
Trump be takin' to the high seas of Truth Social to shout, "Bob Good be BAD FOR VIRGINIA, AND BAD FOR THE USA!" He be accusin' Good of betrayin' the movement and fightin' against the very crew he once sailed with.
And just when ye thought the saga couldn't get any more entertainin', Good be showin' up at Trump's trial in Manhattan on charges of falsifyin' records. What a bold move by that rapscallion!
So, me hearties, keep an eye on this political feud as it unfolds like a treasure map. Ye never know what antics Trump and Good be plannin' next in this swashbucklin' adventure!

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